We’ve all had those days. Usually in November. You’re walking through town, collar up against the wind and drizzle. You’re in early Christmas shopping ‘browse mode’. It’s only 3.30 but it’s nearly dark. The traffic is stop start. Starbucks is empty – nobody drinks coffee in the afternoon. The pound shop seems busy. You consider nipping into M&S for a browse but decide against it. Argos looms and you hurry by. You recall your previous visit...never again! As the November sky grows dark a terrible truth becomes clear. Here, nothing is happening or going to happen. Life, in its radiance and glory, is off somewhere else...
For some people it’s a drizzly November afternoon all year round. I call them ‘mood hoovers’ because their negative outlook somehow manages to suck all the life out of those around them. If the weather lady were describing their future it would be ‘bleak, miserable, grey and overcast. With this pattern set to continue.’
As 2%ers we need to understand that we are allowed to have days like this. But that we’re not allowed to have them often. Shake them off, learn from them but don’t let them become a habit. Make your outlook, ‘sunny, bright, blue sky for the long run.’
Oh, and never ever go into Argos!
Crowded House got it spot on with their poptastic hit ‘take the weather with you’. Lyrics below. Learn them and then click play and sing along to the vid. Even if you’re at work. JFDI
Walking 'round the room singing
Stormy Weather
At 57 Mount Pleasant Street
Now it's the same room but everything's different
You can fight the sleep but not the dream
Things ain't cooking in my kitchen
Strange affliction wash over me
Julius Caesar and the Roman Empire
Couldn't conquer the blue sky
There's a small boat made of china
Going nowhere on the mantlepiece
Do I lie like a loungeroom lizard
Or do I sing like a bird released
Everywhere you go you always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go you always take the weather
Everywhere you go you always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go you always take the weather
Everywhere you go you always take the weather with you
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Andy Cope is a business trainer, qualified teacher, author and learning junkie. A student of the relatively new field of ‘positive psychology’, he has delivered his flagship course The Art of Being Brilliant to rave reviews all over the world. He has written ‘The Art of Being Brilliant’ and ‘Being Brilliant’ as well as ‘A Brilliant Life’, the UK’s first positive psychology book for teenagers. Andy has also penned the successful ‘Spy Dog’ series, published by Puffin. His first novel won the Redhouse Children’s Book of the Year in 2006. He is currently working on the ‘Spy Pups’ series.
Yeh November can be a bit grim,but December the 25th,the celebration remembering the birth of Jesus Christ,the Son of God is coming .So ,rejoice !
Now there's a reason to be cheerful\positive.
Christmas is coming\best time of the year.
Happy Christmas,all !
It's a world-wide call.
Let's celebrate the birth of Christ!
Happy Christmas,one and all !
Pass it on.
In the words of Baldrick - "I have a cunning plan" I have the mother of all inventions - do you want in? Let's get an industrial sized vacuum with the suction power of a black hole and suck all those mood hoover feckers up - watch them floating in eternity in the dome of a bagless upright out moaning each other. In the words of Harry Hill, there's only one way to sort this - "FIGHT". I hear that Crowded House are on board with my idea and are re-releasing their single with the words "Everywhere you go always take the Dyson with you." Here my cunning plan may fail as we could have an issue with copyright but I'm sure you can sweet talk Mr Dyson. I have it on my Christmas wish list for Santa. It will retail at £99.99 yes only 9999 - I can hear the advert right now. Best hundred quid I'll ever spend and I'll suck up the penny change to rattle round with the mood hoovers to drive 'em mad like they do us!!! See a penny, pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck. I think we're onto a winner here!
Gill from 'Scunthorpe'